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Nerd Porn – We’ve Got to Give Those Fighters More Time!

Star Wars fans, feast your eyes on this technological terror, coming from the mind of the Etsy seller YOU gNeek, proving that they truly know the power of the dark side.

 

From the product listing.

This beautiful clear and chrome Sterling and Noble clock boasts 12 AUTHENTIC vintage classic Action Fleet Micro Machine battleships and vessels. They are hand finished in a black and silver pewter-like color. Each Star Wars Starships and Fighters clock is YOU gNeek and one-of-a-kind. If you have some favorite ships or vehicles in mind, let me know so I can include them if I have them in stock. Time to do battle! Requires one AA battery (not included – I use to include them but it made shipping more expensive a couple times).

The pictures shown are NOT exactly the clock I am selling. There could be some slightly different vehicles and they will be in different places. Also the middle star wars label in the middle of the clock is optional (if you do not specify, there will be no logo) and can also look different (it is cut out of books or boxes etc and layered with a clear plastic coating or if you prefer, a thicker resin-type coating). The clock itself measures 11 11/16″ in diameters but with the vessels, it will probably be more like 13 1/4″ diameter.

Retailing for $99, this clock doesn’t come cheap, but oh how awesome a conversation piece it would be at your house or apartment, not to mention it totally gives you the excuse you were looking for to tell people that it’s “half past the Millennium Falcon.” 

No word on whether or not this clock is best read in Greenwich Mean Time or Galactic Standard Time, and the product specs fail to mention how it performs once you’ve made the jump to lightspeed, but those are risks I’m willing to take.

In all seriousness though, the ability to personalize this clock makes the higher price point worth it, not to mention the “holy frak it’s a clock made out of Star Wars ships” factor.

You can procure your own copy of the clock here. And if you’re not of the Star Wars persuasion, he also has this Federation-approved version of the clock.

With this clock, it’s always time to nerd up.

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