Have you played Atari today? Or more like, have you worn Atari today? You heard right. Atari Speakerhats are a thing, but these aren’t ordinary hats, no, these hats have speakers in them. Hats with speakers, or Speakerhats. As if having your phone wasn’t enough. The reason these oddities are a thing is that of the recent release of Blade Runner 2049, but that isn’t why you’re reading this, are you? You’re reading this because hats with speakers built into them are a thing now!
These Speakerhats are available at the Atari Life website and come in black and dark blue. They are also pretty pricey charging at $129.99 and the special Blade Runner 2049 Japanese Atari logo charging $139.99. Branding is everything! If you got an extra hundred dollars lying around not doing anything, give one of these hats a look. Seriously, give these hats a look. I wrote this article and I still don’t believe they exist.