South Park Phone Destroyer: Collect All Your Favorite Degenerates For Battle

South Park Phone Destroyer: Collect All Your Favorite Degenerates For Battle

While many of us South Park fans are vibrating in anticipation for their big title that’s suffered multiple delays The Fractured But Whole, it looks like that won’t be all we’ll be seeing from Ubisoft and the minds of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Due to arrive on iOS and Android sometime this year is South Park: Phone Destroyer, an interesting take on a mobile game that combines the familiar SP franchise fighting style of real-time combat with a trading card aspect.

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*stares at “Gungslinger Kyle card* I need this. Also Inuit Kenny is wonderful.

Within the trailer, they show some of the combat as well as in-game mechanics of “facetime” with Cartman when he invites you to play as well as some text chat boxes between Cartman and Stan during the first look at their Cowboys and Native Americans battle.

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I would recommend anytime you see this, to punch the “Decline” button immediately…unless of course it’s time to play dress up. Then by all means, you accept that FaceTime from Eric Cartman. Also you can’t fool us with your sweater and nicely combed hair, Eric…we know your game.

Of course, true to the nature of the namesake, Phone Destroyer names you as the New Kid, just like in Stick of Truth. You must assemble your team and fight with or against all sorts of special factions, ranging from cops to cowboys, buccaneers to knights, choirboys to angels and everything crazy in-between. I’m personally excited to see what designs they have for my favorite characters, Kyle, Stan, Tweek and Craig. No matter what, I’m sure the South Park populous will look outrageous and we’re all in for a riot.

There’s….just…not enough space in this caption to discuss all of the insanity that is ensuing here. Though I will comment about how precious Tweek looks in his Robin Hood outfit.
Pocahontas Randy
I could talk about Alien Clyde, or Kenny in the back with a Tiara, but I think we all need to marvel at the bottom right hand corner and the card therein…… That’s right….Pocahontas Randy. Thank you Ubisoft for delivering something that I didn’t even know I needed in my life until now.

Hopefully we’ll receive a definite launch date for the title as the year progresses! For now, sate your thirst for more gaming news with WOTN’s updates and news on other E3 titles and announcements like Wolfenstein 2!


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