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Did Thanos Kill You? This Website Knows

Thanos

 The Snappening 

Ever since Avengers: Infinity War we’ve all had the same thought… Did I get snapped? Did I go on to be one of the survivors? And if so, did my crappy boss get snapped? With Marvel Studios‘ Avengers: Endgame killing the box office, it is finally time to know if Thanos killed you!

All those questions and more were answered-ish by the website that lets you know if you had in fact been snapped. The website is DidThanosKill.Me.

So, Did Thanos Kill Me?

Thanos snap gif
Thanos’ snap, obviously.

At first, I thought it was going to be one of those websites where you entered your name and it decided, kind of like that site that gives you your Wu-Tang Clan name, but in reality every time you go to the site it just decides. 

The first time I went to it I was snapped, but the second time I was spared. The rational conclusion is this site has no real reasoning… The irrational conclusion is there were two me’s in existence and only one survived because of multiple dimensions. The even more irrational conclusion is that I’m a clone of many living through the Marvel Universe.

Let’s go with the second thought, because the first one is too boring and the third one I could write about all day. 

If there was a second me, how were we both existing? I know science and theoretical physics are wonky, so let’s dive into what I like to call Shane Science, an ongoing series where I try to make sense of science the only way I know how: by over-explaining things I don’t understand!

Shane Science Episode 1: The Two Shanes

I know what you’re thinking: “It’s obvious, there was clearly a future you and a past you in the same timeline.” False! Within Shane Science, the theory of time is irrelevant to the theory of multiple dimensions and displacement of energy.

If my calculations are right, which I didn’t do any, then when Thanos snapped those meaty fingers of his, the energy that had just been dispersed throughout the known universe had to go somewhere. 

As we all know, energy can not be destroyed. Therefore I believe as soon as the Snappening happened and all the people dusted, my entity was displaced within another very similar universe like our own where I survived the Snappening and took over in that reality.

You’re probably thinking, “Shane, what if you got snapped in that next reality?” Simple, your energy would move on to the next dimension and the next until there was a version of you that survived.

BOOM! Shane Science!

Sound Off

Do you think you were saved from the Snappening? If you weren’t, just refresh the page. How do you like Shane Science? Would you like to see it continue or would you rather watch Avengers: Endgame? Let me know in the comments down below!


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Shane Miosi

Shane Miosi is a nerd through and through based out of good ole' Dallas, Texas. If he's not writing he's making videos and podcast just for the fun of it.

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