Magic Cantina

The Magic Cantina #03: ‘Fish’ Rhymes with ‘Itch’, Right?

Third time’s a charm at The Magic Cantina, the Disney “employee cafeteria” where all of your favorite Walt Disney Company properties mix, mingle and generally complain about the food.  If you have your “Magic Cantina Frequent Diner Punch Card” with you, hand it here and we’ll give it a punch.  When you fill your Punch Card, you get to have a VIP private lunch with Jabba The Hutt.  Yeah, not many people are really competing, now that you mention it…

Anyway, since Disney bought Marvel, The Muppets, Pixar and the Star Wars people, the place has gotten a little crowded.  Get in line, grab a tray and maybe stay away from the glowing green jello.  We’re not sure why it glows, but The Swedish Chef had Beaker and Honeydew help him with it, so it’s probably not the best idea.


Star Wars (Main Theme) by John Williams Copyright 1977.

Not used with permission, as we simply wrote, “Bum”s.  YOU heard it in YOUR head.

They will probably be coming after you soon, so we suggest staying on the move.

Events that happen at The Magic Cantina are chronicled by Brent Kincade and Mark Driscoll (and therefore, do not “stay at The Magic Cantina” – this ain’t Vegas, baby).

We’ll see you next week for lunch!


About the author

Brent And Mark

One is the brain behind Word of the Nerd's "That Time On..." series of features, the other is...well...Mark. Together they have yet to come up with a clever nick name, so for now, they will just be known as "Brent and Mark"

About the author

Brent Kincade

Brent Kincade was born under the sign of Pertwee and has often wondered if there was an alternate universe where Aquaman was instead called Waterhombre. He also spends a fair amount of his waking life patiently waiting for friends to mention a Thunderdome so he can roll his eyes and plead, "Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome??" (Six times, thus far.)

His first comic book was Spidey Super Stories #4 in 1974, his first Star Trek episode was "City On The Edge of Forever" in 1975, his first Doctor Who was "The Visitation" in 1984.

Once when he was young, he stashed his vinyl Halloween Spider-Man costume in the neighbor lady's shrubs and was later caught red-handed, crawling into the shrubs to change into costume because he had, "Heard a cry for help".

He's a father, an artist, a graphic designer, a cartoonist, and usually pretty handy in a pinch. Brent is the creator of #ThatTimeOnDrWho, #ThatTimeOnStarTrek, #ThatTimeOnStarWars and co-creator of "The Magic Cantina". Brent requests the story of his days be co-written by Harlan Ellison, Steven Moffat and Neil Gaiman, drawn by John Romita, scored by Ben Folds and riffed on by the fine folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000.

About the author

Mark Driscoll

When not ranting about the current state of his favorite comics or working on The Magic Cantina, Mark spends a majority of his time renovating his newly purchased, 120 year old Victorian house. Badly. He is very bad at talking about himself in the third person, as he thinks it make him sound pretentious.

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