Magic Cantina

The Magic Cantina: “Settling The Score”

Welcome back to The Magic Cantina, the shared Disney employee cafeteria where all of the recently acquired Disney properties (Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The Muppets and PIXAR) interact with Disney’s own characters over lunch.

A great soundtrack does more than elevate a film, it defines it by attaching new memories to a worn-out pop song that you couldn’t be bothered to listen to last week.  Not since the Dirty Dancing fiasco of the late 80’s that had middle school children singing songs by The Righteous Brothers, has a movie soundtrack grabbed hold of the public quite like Guardians of the Galaxy.  This might lead you to think that Starlord might just be an expert on what it takes to make a fantastic soundtrack.

We join events in progress in The Magic Cantina exactly 88 seconds after a certain trailer has been released (and a certain internet has been shattered) for an upcoming forceful Disney SciFi film…

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What happens in The Magic Cantina does not usually STAY in The Magic Cantina, as most funny bits are transcribed for the interwebs by Brent Kincade and Mark Driscoll.

Enjoy your lunch, but you may want to stay away from the Banana Pudding.  It seems to be Lord Vader’s favorite this week, and I wouldn’t want to be the person standing between the Dark Lord of the Sith and his precious Banana Pudding.  God only knows how he gets it through that mouth-grill thing…

 

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Brent And Mark

One is the brain behind Word of the Nerd's "That Time On..." series of features, the other is...well...Mark. Together they have yet to come up with a clever nick name, so for now, they will just be known as "Brent and Mark"

About the author

Brent Kincade

Brent Kincade was born under the sign of Pertwee and has often wondered if there was an alternate universe where Aquaman was instead called Waterhombre. He also spends a fair amount of his waking life patiently waiting for friends to mention a Thunderdome so he can roll his eyes and plead, "Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome??" (Six times, thus far.)

His first comic book was Spidey Super Stories #4 in 1974, his first Star Trek episode was "City On The Edge of Forever" in 1975, his first Doctor Who was "The Visitation" in 1984.

Once when he was young, he stashed his vinyl Halloween Spider-Man costume in the neighbor lady's shrubs and was later caught red-handed, crawling into the shrubs to change into costume because he had, "Heard a cry for help".

He's a father, an artist, a graphic designer, a cartoonist, and usually pretty handy in a pinch. Brent is the creator of #ThatTimeOnDrWho, #ThatTimeOnStarTrek, #ThatTimeOnStarWars and co-creator of "The Magic Cantina". Brent requests the story of his days be co-written by Harlan Ellison, Steven Moffat and Neil Gaiman, drawn by John Romita, scored by Ben Folds and riffed on by the fine folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000.

About the author

Mark Driscoll

When not ranting about the current state of his favorite comics or working on The Magic Cantina, Mark spends a majority of his time renovating his newly purchased, 120 year old Victorian house. Badly. He is very bad at talking about himself in the third person, as he thinks it make him sound pretentious.

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