M.N.N. (Monster News Network, a subsidiary of Grouch News Network) is preparing to broadcast a live feed from Muppet News Flash regarding a group of mentally distressed characters with an uncertain future. The Magic Cantina is the new Disney shared employee cafeteria where all of their recently-acquired characters from Star Wars, Marvel Entertainment, PIXAR and The Muppet Studios crossover for lunch with the classic Disney characters. Since all of these characters have reported for work at Disney studios, the Star Wars Expanded Universe characters have been stripped of their canonical status, left to fend for themselves. Now the Marvel constituency have reason to doubt their very existence. Marvel Entertainment’s recent press conference regarding the “universe-ending” Secret Wars event has patrons and employees at The Magic Cantina full of panic and dismay.
We now go live with the following Muppet News Flash:
Monster News Network and Muppet News Flash would like to thank the transcribers of all events that occur within The Magic Cantina, Brent Kincade and Mark Driscoll for their tireless dedication to Muppet journalism!