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Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to an MMA Fight

 

Pop star Justin Bieber has challenged superstar actor Tom Cruise to a fight in the octagon. Justin made the bold declaration on Twitter that he would like to have fisticuffs with the actor inside the famous UFC Octagon. Tagging UFC President Dana White to promote the fight. He then and I quote said, “Tom if you don’t take this fight you are scared and will never live it down”. I don’t know what drugs the Biebs is doing but it is all the good ones! Not to be left out Geeky Tyrant notes superstar fight Conor McGregor chimed in saying he would promote the fight and then challenged actor Mark Wahlberg to a fight! You know because that makes complete and total sense.

The Tale of the Tape

Okay for fun sake lets say this fight happens. I have been in and around the fight game for a while so let us break this down.

Justin Bieber is 25 years old and stands 5 foot 9 inches tall. My guess on weight is around 150-165#lbs. Fighting style, the Bieber has been known to hang around the boxing world with heavy hitter Mike Tyson and there is video evidence of him training with boxing great Floy Mayweather Jr. (okay there is actual video of him doing some real boxing training)So in between making pop music and taking all of Canada’s Meth lets say Bieber does some slight boxing training and I have seen him doing some Jiu-Jitsu.

Tom Cruise is quite the elder of the pop singer coming in at 56 years of age. The actor stand s a few inches short than Bieber at 5 foot 7 inches tall. Let say for fairness sack Cruise is coming in at around 150#lbs. So if you dig around Tom Cruises bio he has high school wrestling credentials and with all the action films he has trained for and his pension for doing his own stunts Cruise has definitely picked up some stand up training throughout his career. Tom Cruise also takes very good care of himself and stays in incredible cardio shape. He also takes probably all the opposite drugs of Bieber. I am talking anti-aging hormones, testosterone, whatever makes you a superhuman vampire. Tom Cruise is taking it, with a healthy diet.

The Fight

So the way I see the fight going down between Bieber and Tom Cruise goes down like this. Bieber obviously having the age, height and maybe some sneaky boxing skills starts out strong. He is going to catch the elder Cruise with some punches maybe even rock him a few times. But this is where the Bieb’s starts to crumble. He doesn’t take his training seriously and the durable Tom Cruise weathers the early storm of the Bieber. Cruise gets wobbled but is able to connect with some combination of his own (probably some wacky Scientologist moves we have never seen before).

The fight goes to a second round with Bieber fading fast. Tom Cruise is bloodied and battered but his years of hanging on to helicopters and airplanes, has toughened his body and mind and he is not about to be embarrassed in front of the whole world. Second round Bieber comes out strong but fades quickly. Tom Cruise goes back to his high school wrestling days. Shoots a double slams Canada’s favorite son and finishes him off with some huge elbows from the mount.

With your winner by TKO in the second round Tom Cruise! Bieber had a chance but just didn’t take Cruise seriously. Bieber gassed out hard and wasn’t able to put Top Gun away. Cruise had the heart and relied on his crafty old man skills to get the best of Canada’s best and brightest.

Let’s Get it On!

So, this fight is never going to happen and I have no clue what possessed Justin Bieber to challenge Tom Cruise to an MMA fight? I guess when you have a lot of money and time on your hands you get bored? So, I gave my thoughts on the fight who do you think wins between the two? Any other celebrities you want to see go toe to toe? Let us know in the comments.


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Brent is happily married and an avid comic book consumer who loves nothing more than the smell of comics in the morning and diving through a long box of back issues. By day he is a nutritionist and has also been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for over 10 years. He is probably not the coolest person you have ever met. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @brentjackson30

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