Magic Cantina

The Magic Cantina: Journey into Misery

When one employee cafeteria plays host to all of the Disney-owned characters (Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar and The Muppets among others) there are constant requests for the menu to change.  At The Magic Cantina, there are characters that are extremely picky, like Miss Piggy (“KOSHER.  Got it, pal?”) as well as cases like Animal, who will eat anything.  Literally, anything.  We saw him eat a phone, once.  Anything.

Deadpool always wants chimichangas.  Luke Skywalker is Blue-Lactose Intolerant.  Spider-Man asks for wheatcakes.  Galactus always complains that our menu isn’t “planet-ey” enough.  Everyone’s a critic, but not everyone has the power to back up their suggestion…
magic-cantina-low-carbIf you have suggestions for menu items or a favorite food that we haven’t attempted yet, please contact The Magic Nutritionists, Mark Driscoll and Brent Kincade.

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Brent And Mark

One is the brain behind Word of the Nerd's "That Time On..." series of features, the other is...well...Mark. Together they have yet to come up with a clever nick name, so for now, they will just be known as "Brent and Mark"

About the author

Mark Driscoll

When not ranting about the current state of his favorite comics or working on The Magic Cantina, Mark spends a majority of his time renovating his newly purchased, 120 year old Victorian house. Badly. He is very bad at talking about himself in the third person, as he thinks it make him sound pretentious.

About the author

Brent Kincade

Brent Kincade was born under the sign of Pertwee and has often wondered if there was an alternate universe where Aquaman was instead called Waterhombre. He also spends a fair amount of his waking life patiently waiting for friends to mention a Thunderdome so he can roll his eyes and plead, "Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome??" (Six times, thus far.)

His first comic book was Spidey Super Stories #4 in 1974, his first Star Trek episode was "City On The Edge of Forever" in 1975, his first Doctor Who was "The Visitation" in 1984.

Once when he was young, he stashed his vinyl Halloween Spider-Man costume in the neighbor lady's shrubs and was later caught red-handed, crawling into the shrubs to change into costume because he had, "Heard a cry for help".

He's a father, an artist, a graphic designer, a cartoonist, and usually pretty handy in a pinch. Brent is the creator of #ThatTimeOnDrWho, #ThatTimeOnStarTrek, #ThatTimeOnStarWars and co-creator of "The Magic Cantina". Brent requests the story of his days be co-written by Harlan Ellison, Steven Moffat and Neil Gaiman, drawn by John Romita, scored by Ben Folds and riffed on by the fine folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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